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PostSubject: Ridiculously Random Role Play (IC)   Thu 6 Nov 2008 - 10:12

Let's get a-crackin'!

I'll post up no intro, unless I get bored and decide to post first myself.

First poster gets a free hug!

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PostSubject: Re: Ridiculously Random Role Play (IC)   Sun 23 Nov 2008 - 8:09

Michael tapped the microphone on the pilot's headset. He'd been flying the HOMIE Chopper around in a large circle for the better part of an hour, just to get away from the public, where he could light up a doobie and smoke it without worrying about the cops. "This is HOMIE Hawk 1973442. Visibility is at 98%, wind speeds are decent, and the skies are clear. I'm seeking permission to touch down on landing platform three. Confirm?" As he released the transmitter button on the side of the headgear, a slight crackling went over the radio before the voice from the base below came to him, confirming his request to land the helicopter on platform three.

"Go ahead, HOMIE Hawk, you have permission to touch base on platform three. Bring her in for refueling." A smile crept up on Michael's face as he shoved the steering column forward, causing the chopper to go into a dive. As he neared the platform, he pulled up and pressed down on the brake pedals, slowing the rotation on the blades. Then, pushing lightly on the stick infront of him, he landed the chopper easily on the platform, and turned all the instruments off. As the hum of life of the chopper ended, He grabbed a spray bottle of "Axe" body spray, and sprayed around him to mask the smell of marijuana. Then, he sprayed himself a bit, and lifted the latch that opened the side door, which he then crawled out of. "Fill her up, and clean her up. I'm going to go to lunch, and I'll be back in about an hour. Guard her with your life."

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PostSubject: Re: Ridiculously Random Role Play (IC)   Wed 26 Nov 2008 - 17:28

*hugs* Warned ya!

Anyway:

"Who the fuck arrives in a helicopter?" queried Mike. He watched as Michael came in to land, and threaten the valet with death should anything happen to the machine.
"What took you so long? These idiots have been asking for you for hours!" Mike asked Michael.
He opened the door to the building, ushering the pilot inside. "Get in there, they're baying for your blood..."

(sorry it's so short... late night posting=baaad...)

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PostSubject: Re: Ridiculously Random Role Play (IC)   Thu 27 Nov 2008 - 21:31

"You know me, man...always stonibly late. Who are these idiots I'm supposed to be meeting, again? You know being a pilot, I meet a lot of idiots...", Michael chuckled, pulling a pack Kamel Reds from his shirt pocket, and and lighting it with a Zippo that he had to fiddle around with finding in his right jean pocket, before dropping it twice and failing to catch it both times in mid-fall before he could finally get it to his cigarette. Slipping the lighter back in his pocket, he shook his head, and put a hand on Mike's shoulder. "NEVER smoke a joint at 27,000 feet, man...the lack of thickness in the air is INSANE on the membrane."

When he made it through the building's door, he stopped, and cursed himself mentally, flicking his cigarette out - or where he thought would be out - the door, before realizing the door had already closed. "Dammit..." He looked around, shrugged as he stomped it out, and picked it up before stuffing it into the soil of a potted plant. "So where are these kats at, again?

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PostSubject: Re: Ridiculously Random Role Play (IC)   Tue 16 Dec 2008 - 12:50

"It's your judicial panel, y'know, because you blew up that ship full of inferior quality cigarettes?
They said find the thing, not leave it at the bottom of the sea!"
Mike pointed to the stairs.
"Go down two floors and go through the door. I'll follow you shortly. I gotta make sure you don't fuck up and get yuorself locked up!"

(Short again... sorry... I got writers block...)

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PostSubject: Re: Ridiculously Random Role Play (IC)   Tue 30 Dec 2008 - 7:32

"Ah, dammit...you mean I gotta deal with these redneck pricks again? Man...my uncle Dale just needs to stop fucking with me making Marlboro ships explode...He knows Marlboro's are over-rated, and no-where near as good as Kamel Reds....besides...the bastards at Phillip Morris are getting too cocky...selling packs of smokes with little cards that help smokers in their decision to quit smoking...I mean...what the fuck is that?" He had been on his rant all the way to the stairs, and nearly fell over the edge of the first as it rapidly approached during his little "speech".

After regaining his balance, Michael snickered. "Besides...a good explosion's the best aphrodisiac in the world...it's like ten pounds of ginseng-soaked Viagra.", he offered as he started descending the stairs, wobbling a bit. "See ya in a few, then. Don't take too long...I might need someone to bail me out of this if things get too sticky."

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